The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24562. | minikora (minikora) | 64.67 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 24563. | ekaray (ekaray) | 64.67 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 24564. | H (x_heng) | 64.67 | 95% | 2014-09-19 |
| 24565. | naveen (slumdog) | 64.67 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 24566. | mario (mcanda26) | 64.67 | 97% | 2014-04-22 |
| 24567. | Adam (musterling) | 64.66 | 85% | 2016-07-07 |
| 24568. | Edgee (likewtf) | 64.66 | 97% | 2014-02-14 |
| 24569. | Jesse (ezmode) | 64.66 | 95% | 2013-12-23 |
| 24570. | 幸 (yagigoat) | 64.66 | 98% | 2017-03-25 |
| 24571. | J (jls247) | 64.66 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 24572. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 64.66 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 24573. | esabi (esabiwibowo) | 64.66 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
| 24574. | Max (maxwhitehat) | 64.66 | 91% | 2014-05-05 |
| 24575. | Sergey (steelassasin) | 64.66 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 24576. | Alias (lieyo_85) | 64.66 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 24577. | Thao Nguyen (silverscorp) | 64.66 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 24578. | John (johnnyhaut) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 24579. | Robertas (rebutis) | 64.65 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 24580. | Lovely (ldcalip) | 64.65 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 24581. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 64.65 | 94% | 2019-01-15 |
| 24582. | fibiy (fibiy) | 64.65 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 24583. | Sreedev (finetard) | 64.65 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 24584. | Julie (minngurl) | 64.65 | 95% | 2011-10-04 |
| 24585. | ngoc (huangoc93) | 64.65 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 24586. | Mark Neil (mcneilm7) | 64.64 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 24587. | Criss (criss1980) | 64.64 | 93% | 2011-11-21 |
| 24588. | slimaq (slimaq) | 64.64 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 24589. | Tom (kacpix) | 64.63 | 93% | 2015-04-28 |
| 24590. | Gert (hansonagarrett) | 64.63 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 24591. | Huy (thejoker1995) | 64.63 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |