So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5880. | Jayden (jaydenzalez) | 96.12 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 5881. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 96.12 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5882. | Roy (activy) | 96.12 | 97% | 2012-05-17 |
| 5883. | Joe (skins4eva) | 96.12 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 5884. | Kingpin (kingpin) | 96.12 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 5885. | Asdfg (inosol) | 96.11 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 5886. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 96.11 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5887. | j (j2422) | 96.11 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5888. | Bobol (hr3f) | 96.11 | 98% | 2013-10-31 |
| 5889. | Dragon (menacingdragon) | 96.10 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 5890. | JUDGE (hxllbound) | 96.10 | 98% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5891. | a (tinle1307) | 96.10 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 5892. | MegP (meganperry) | 96.10 | 98% | 2011-05-29 |
| 5893. | Kevin (k3vb0t) | 96.09 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5894. | Melvin (melli06) | 96.09 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5895. | Pedraam (pedraamy) | 96.09 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 5896. | deez (ishkena) | 96.08 | 97.6% | 2023-07-25 |
| 5897. | giggity (demo_admin) | 96.08 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 5898. | Norris (xcnorris) | 96.08 | 95% | 2013-09-08 |
| 5899. | Sal (salspring) | 96.08 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5900. | I'm 2 slow (ldabl) | 96.08 | 90% | 2017-04-04 |
| 5901. | keripik (_o_k_s_) | 96.08 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 5902. | Joseph (jwkeating99) | 96.08 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5903. | Quinn (jasminqueen) | 96.08 | 89% | 2012-09-08 |
| 5904. | stanley (fran0neal) | 96.08 | 95% | 2014-06-24 |
| 5905. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 96.07 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5906. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 96.07 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5907. | Derek Hao (derekhh) | 96.07 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 5908. | Jaakko (jaakko_virtanen) | 96.06 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 5909. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 96.06 | 98% | 2013-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |