So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20562. | Professor (fan_professor) | 67.49 | 95.5% | 2023-06-12 |
| 20563. | Neal (neealio) | 67.49 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20564. | Molloch (molloch) | 67.49 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
| 20565. | stop1it (_dvorak_) | 67.49 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
| 20566. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 67.49 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
| 20567. | Samantha (sammie2223) | 67.49 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 20568. | Raj (raaj2rad) | 67.49 | 93% | 2013-10-07 |
| 20569. | Lilia (mokrica) | 67.49 | 92% | 2015-11-21 |
| 20570. | Michael (bbyjesus) | 67.48 | 89% | 2015-02-09 |
| 20571. | Rho (testsubject9780) | 67.48 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 20572. | Kevin (210w90k3) | 67.48 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 20573. | Hashan (hashan94_) | 67.48 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 20574. | Abhinav (roronoa_2414) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 20575. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 67.48 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| 20576. | Baris (palaska) | 67.48 | 93% | 2015-09-26 |
| 20577. | Brian (shjang1007) | 67.48 | 83% | 2016-11-17 |
| 20578. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 20579. | Christopher (telyn305) | 67.47 | 90% | 2016-12-20 |
| 20580. | Tia (tianotfisher) | 67.47 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 20581. | Karan (karanbajaj23) | 67.47 | 91% | 2014-12-14 |
| 20582. | Juliusz (wisechip) | 67.47 | 96.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 20583. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 67.47 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 20584. | Eric (godhand4826) | 67.47 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 20585. | quoshi (quoshi) | 67.47 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 20586. | IChun (lighttodie) | 67.47 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 20587. | Luis (lcisnero) | 67.47 | 99% | 2014-11-27 |
| 20588. | Jess (jessee) | 67.47 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 20589. | Ankit (anky_96) | 67.47 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
| 20590. | alan (alanthebest1212) | 67.46 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 20591. | hajenleet (hajenleet) | 67.46 | 94% | 2011-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |