And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8289. | Krista (divchyna) | 102.13 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 8290. | HM (ace_pan) | 102.13 | 96% | 2012-04-24 |
| 8291. | B (0x135) | 102.13 | 98% | 2016-07-23 |
| 8292. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 102.12 | 98% | 2015-07-08 |
| 8293. | Joey (uberliminal) | 102.12 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| 8294. | Rio (riokku) | 102.12 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8295. | John (spagh3tt) | 102.12 | 99% | 2017-11-14 |
| 8296. | Teme (teme) | 102.12 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
| 8297. | Shoon (shouenlee10) | 102.11 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8298. | alex (alexadimundi) | 102.11 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 8299. | Philip (phlipster) | 102.11 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 8300. | Johann (james_the_6) | 102.11 | 98.2% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8301. | Erza (erzaskill) | 102.11 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8302. | GBW (gbw_gbw) | 102.11 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
| 8303. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 102.10 | 98% | 2011-08-20 |
| 8304. | new to Colemak (cyclicamp) | 102.10 | 98% | 2014-07-26 |
| 8305. | Chris (binarymn) | 102.09 | 95% | 2016-03-29 |
| 8306. | Stephen (elementsen) | 102.09 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 8307. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 102.09 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 8308. | Nicole (nmb5096) | 102.09 | 99% | 2017-02-16 |
| 8309. | Brandon (shujiru) | 102.09 | 87% | 2011-09-08 |
| 8310. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 102.09 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8311. | naviman (naviman) | 102.08 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 8312. | datboi (datboiyaron) | 102.08 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 8313. | Cameron (sebajun) | 102.08 | 97.3% | 2023-07-01 |
| 8314. | Jon (jrowephoto) | 102.07 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
| 8315. | Slow (neolemon) | 102.07 | 99% | 2017-12-24 |
| 8316. | Diane (ladydi2) | 102.06 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 8317. | John (jlavelle) | 102.06 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8318. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 102.05 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |