I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5313. | FM (stormer911) | 98.84 | 99% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5314. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 98.84 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 5315. | Steve (srd93) | 98.84 | 98.5% | 2024-10-20 |
| 5316. | Donna (ereda) | 98.83 | 98% | 2016-04-25 |
| 5317. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 98.83 | 99% | 2015-08-17 |
| 5318. | Bako (tabakz) | 98.83 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 5319. | Mud (muddchaofan) | 98.83 | 91% | 2017-03-26 |
| 5320. | . (cowsaysmooo4) | 98.83 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 5321. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 98.82 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 5322. | Nobody is perfect. (odareal... | 98.81 | 95.3% | 2025-04-07 |
| 5323. | patrick (lighteningab) | 98.81 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
| 5324. | Lesson (lesson21) | 98.81 | 99% | 2015-09-07 |
| 5325. | Seok (seokorean) | 98.80 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 5326. | Smeej (smeej) | 98.80 | 96.7% | 2024-02-12 |
| 5327. | Fernando (frn4n) | 98.80 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 5328. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 98.80 | 96% | 2015-11-24 |
| 5329. | Ian (ianherndon) | 98.79 | 88% | 2015-11-29 |
| 5330. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 98.79 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 5331. | Ahmed (ahmed_rabie_eg) | 98.79 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
| 5332. | Mr Typist (lazor) | 98.79 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 5333. | Leo (leoxano) | 98.78 | 96.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| 5334. | Ayong (larrylarogapro) | 98.78 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 5335. | BranClown611 (brandenclown) | 98.78 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 5336. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5337. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 98.78 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 5338. | Irrestructable (limjacky) | 98.78 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
| 5339. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 98.78 | 93% | 2016-04-13 |
| 5340. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 98.77 | 98% | 2023-06-22 |
| 5341. | Andrew (anarchyao) | 98.77 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 5342. | Joey (jmk1) | 98.76 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |