Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26279. | Sisbug4 (sisbug4) | 59.24 | 87% | 2012-05-15 |
| 26280. | keshav (keshav81319) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 26281. | miranda (tfond) | 59.24 | 96% | 2021-02-18 |
| 26282. | Eugene (eugenemsc) | 59.23 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 26283. | Phil (gonzopython) | 59.23 | 91% | 2015-06-08 |
| 26284. | Cocofifi (cocofifi) | 59.23 | 95% | 2012-07-30 |
| 26285. | Sam (sambruv) | 59.23 | 89% | 2012-12-29 |
| 26286. | Kris (xfwk) | 59.23 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 26287. | Slobodan (calorifically) | 59.23 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 26288. | Benni (benninator) | 59.23 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| 26289. | Angry (angrysanta) | 59.23 | 95% | 2020-11-25 |
| 26290. | KouTypin_Dvorak (koo_dvorak) | 59.22 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 26291. | La1ka (laikan) | 59.22 | 93% | 2020-01-06 |
| 26292. | Maritimursus (maritimursus) | 59.22 | 95.1% | 2023-09-24 |
| 26293. | Pauli (pauli___) | 59.22 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 26294. | aliadeux (aliadeux) | 59.22 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 26295. | Mukul (mukullegha25) | 59.21 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 26296. | Reece (syco) | 59.21 | 93% | 2013-01-27 |
| 26297. | raghav (nerdthatnoonelikes) | 59.21 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 26298. | Ethan (eminum99) | 59.21 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 26299. | Gaurav (amigauravsingh) | 59.21 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 26300. | Gustav (whil_) | 59.21 | 96% | 2022-07-31 |
| 26301. | Layth (layth74) | 59.21 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 26302. | Kushal (kushalsingh007) | 59.21 | 95% | 2015-11-07 |
| 26303. | Nurs (nurs_sarsenov) | 59.21 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 26304. | JoJo (smoothhands) | 59.20 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 26305. | East (eastin) | 59.20 | 92% | 2015-02-22 |
| 26306. | Cobalt (cobalt_fs) | 59.20 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 26307. | Sota (sota) | 59.19 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 26308. | Thomas (orlindozoro) | 59.19 | 96% | 2011-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |