And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31993. | Ulisse (ulib) | 58.90 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 31994. | TonyK (tonyk) | 58.90 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 31995. | Jpm (jpm13ar) | 58.90 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 31996. | Jay (hjlee) | 58.89 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
| 31997. | Vanilka (vanilka) | 58.89 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 31998. | Christopher (jazzy_dawson) | 58.89 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 31999. | Aryansyah (aryansyah98) | 58.89 | 95% | 2016-05-01 |
| 32000. | youngboy (xthomasedwa) | 58.89 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 32001. | John (speedmore) | 58.88 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 32002. | Ratnesh Kiran Ankam (ratnes... | 58.88 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 32003. | heheheheh (obstructs) | 58.88 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 32004. | Hank (hankz) | 58.88 | 92% | 2012-07-04 |
| 32005. | Brandon (baddoodle) | 58.88 | 92% | 2021-09-18 |
| 32006. | Dinh (dinhvanthi) | 58.88 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 32007. | Victor (itivigasa) | 58.88 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 32008. | gaurav (pilot_111) | 58.88 | 93% | 2015-08-30 |
| 32009. | Lily ^& (lysbparker) | 58.87 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 32010. | laptime (lawsonpace) | 58.87 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 32011. | tswern (tswern) | 58.86 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 32012. | r4ghuveer (r4ghuveer) | 58.86 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 32013. | Habibullah (habibullahhussa... | 58.86 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 32014. | Sophia (officialsophiagarman) | 58.86 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 32015. | jerjerto (ryantsang1102) | 58.86 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 32016. | chetan (rockspeed) | 58.86 | 91% | 2013-03-26 |
| 32017. | Yowmang (yowmang) | 58.85 | 92% | 2022-12-14 |
| 32018. | michael (michaelabdi) | 58.85 | 95% | 2018-06-25 |
| 32019. | hao (zeahok) | 58.85 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 32020. | srikant (srikantdash) | 58.85 | 92% | 2013-01-17 |
| 32021. | mithilesh (mithilesh) | 58.85 | 92% | 2014-03-15 |
| 32022. | Hau (jackie1997) | 58.85 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |