I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7401. | Jacob (emptypaintbrush) | 94.05 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 7402. | Pew (prettypls) | 94.05 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 7403. | scott (skilledscott) | 94.05 | 94% | 2017-04-08 |
| 7404. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 94.04 | 98.1% | 2025-01-29 |
| 7405. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 94.03 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 7406. | Lyle (zacuke) | 94.03 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 7407. | pak (marck1z) | 94.03 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7408. | Cookie (unwantedcookie) | 94.02 | 97% | 2024-07-23 |
| 7409. | Mart (burt_toast) | 94.02 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 7410. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 94.02 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7411. | Boggity (nanui) | 94.02 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 7412. | ju yun (schylarker) | 94.02 | 99% | 2017-04-24 |
| 7413. | jenkins (1967legacy) | 94.01 | 95% | 2025-01-26 |
| 7414. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 94.01 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 7415. | Ethan (conanethan) | 94.01 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 7416. | Ellis (artonkn) | 94.01 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 7417. | Uhh (lavreen) | 94.00 | 99% | 2026-03-13 |
| 7418. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 94.00 | 95% | 2024-10-27 |
| 7419. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 93.97 | 95% | 2019-07-09 |
| 7420. | Raine (princessraine) | 93.97 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 7421. | Dell (delliu) | 93.97 | 99.3% | 2023-10-24 |
| 7422. | Brian (beitel) | 93.97 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 7423. | Reza (bananagholem) | 93.97 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 7424. | Redflamingo (redflamingo13) | 93.96 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 7425. | Seriou5ly (seriou5ly) | 93.96 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 7426. | Andrei (artoorie312) | 93.96 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 7427. | Olivander (olivander) | 93.95 | 100% | 2025-09-08 |
| 7428. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 93.95 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 7429. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 93.95 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 7430. | Howard (howaard) | 93.95 | 96% | 2017-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |