So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7747. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 90.83 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 7748. | Nick (coyote96) | 90.82 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 7749. | perdillo (perdillo) | 90.82 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 7750. | DeeFly (deefly) | 90.82 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 7751. | Trevor (lvl85warriorlol) | 90.82 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 7752. | Christopher (cribalik) | 90.82 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
| 7753. | marmar (marmarmarmar) | 90.81 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 7754. | Kendall (nineagon) | 90.81 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 7755. | Stefan (stefdasca) | 90.81 | 97.2% | 2023-05-17 |
| 7756. | Katie (kmt2129) | 90.81 | 100% | 2018-05-08 |
| 7757. | Faa (faa7) | 90.81 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 7758. | Concon (concon_typing) | 90.80 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7759. | Brendan (brenyes) | 90.80 | 96% | 2012-07-05 |
| 7760. | Chad (balphagor) | 90.80 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 7761. | (」ﾟヘﾟ)」 (deafening) | 90.80 | 97% | 2012-02-18 |
| 7762. | Robert (trewgrip1) | 90.80 | 95% | 2014-05-22 |
| 7763. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 90.79 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 7764. | superman (lavee_singh) | 90.79 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7765. | Chris (atorius) | 90.78 | 95% | 2013-08-07 |
| 7766. | ~Typing_Cat~ (typing_cat17) | 90.77 | 95% | 2025-11-12 |
| 7767. | Chronx (chronx) | 90.77 | 91% | 2015-12-10 |
| 7768. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 90.77 | 98% | 2015-10-07 |
| 7769. | fantasy (fantasy4) | 90.77 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7770. | Joshua (nopech) | 90.77 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 7771. | carrie (cammce7) | 90.77 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 7772. | Tony (beatleboy1091) | 90.77 | 89% | 2012-05-03 |
| 7773. | Paul (paulkoczwara) | 90.76 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 7774. | Jan (juhu234) | 90.76 | 98.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 7775. | Artem (artem12) | 90.76 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 7776. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 90.76 | 95% | 2017-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |