So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7729. | Cary Zhang (vrozone) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 7730. | Chunty (chunty) | 91.09 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 7731. | Kavika (kavika30) | 91.08 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 7732. | kLeptO (klepto) | 91.08 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 7733. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 91.07 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7734. | Jakub (serckle) | 91.07 | 95.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7735. | Geoff (geoffgm) | 91.07 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 7736. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 91.07 | 98% | 2015-12-22 |
| 7737. | Leyan (leyanlo) | 91.07 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 7738. | Laura (lberton8) | 91.07 | 98% | 2012-08-14 |
| 7739. | Philip (theworstracer) | 91.06 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 7740. | Mud (muddchaofan) | 91.06 | 92% | 2016-01-03 |
| 7741. | andrew (robutnik) | 91.05 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 7742. | Quantum (alvc97) | 91.05 | 90% | 2013-12-13 |
| 7743. | Krystina (krys317) | 91.05 | 96% | 2014-02-05 |
| 7744. | Aaron (bigboiaaron) | 91.05 | — | 2010-02-23 |
| 7745. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 91.04 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 7746. | PerkeIe (perkeie) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-12-03 |
| 7747. | Ji-eun (lynntabuchi) | 91.04 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 7748. | Missy (lovelydy) | 91.04 | 98% | 2017-02-16 |
| 7749. | Luke (lavedon) | 91.04 | 97% | 2013-12-08 |
| 7750. | Nico (itznco) | 91.03 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 7751. | Daniel (torelar) | 91.01 | 90% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7752. | Saurabh (solitarywinter) | 91.01 | 100% | 2014-10-24 |
| 7753. | B (0x135) | 91.00 | 93% | 2016-08-11 |
| 7754. | Tom (welestgw) | 91.00 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 7755. | Justin (jvstin522) | 91.00 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7756. | Venkatram (venk3012) | 91.00 | 99% | 2013-10-23 |
| 7757. | Khurram (kthobhani) | 91.00 | 94% | 2015-03-08 |
| 7758. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 91.00 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |