The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9328. | guner (guner) | 48.23 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 9329. | ... micah ... (mica09) | 48.22 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 9330. | Massy (masmint27) | 48.22 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 9331. | Blake (bd_50) | 48.21 | 95% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9332. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 48.21 | 89% | 2016-11-25 |
| 9333. | Chachi jii (shukla_jii) | 48.20 | 93% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9334. | David (davidgramos28) | 48.20 | 92% | 2020-01-07 |
| 9335. | fido (fidodaica1102) | 48.20 | 78% | 2012-03-26 |
| 9336. | Char (madgirl) | 48.20 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 9337. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 48.20 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 9338. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 48.19 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 9339. | Dev (devontheboard) | 48.19 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9340. | Christel (chriskiss97) | 48.19 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 9341. | Amer (amer202) | 48.19 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 9342. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 48.19 | 94% | 2016-06-13 |
| 9343. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 48.19 | 91% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9344. | Lava (lavalore) | 48.18 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 9345. | Mike (mikety1) | 48.18 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9346. | Othman (othmanaldefer) | 48.18 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9347. | kenny (kenny__) | 48.18 | 85% | 2015-08-01 |
| 9348. | melancy (melancy) | 48.18 | 87% | 2013-02-11 |
| 9349. | Hieu (banky) | 48.18 | 94% | 2012-10-22 |
| 9350. | RAGHU (raghu7889) | 48.18 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9351. | Edgee (likewtf) | 48.17 | 91% | 2015-07-05 |
| 9352. | Andaka (andaka) | 48.17 | 89% | 2012-01-01 |
| 9353. | chaiwat (nickimaru) | 48.17 | 96% | 2011-05-19 |
| 9354. | Cu (cucutin) | 48.17 | 92% | 2011-10-29 |
| 9355. | Yury (auaster) | 48.17 | 98% | 2019-05-25 |
| 9356. | (╯°□°）╯== (cereidon) | 48.16 | 90% | 2013-03-08 |
| 9357. | zezima (zezima) | 48.16 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |