The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23805. | Shelley (al_haqiqa) | 66.27 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 23806. | Nháºt (phieulong97) | 66.26 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 23807. | Anik (eternatus) | 66.26 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 23808. | Jenwich (jenwich) | 66.26 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
| 23809. | Jack (jack43) | 66.26 | 97.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23810. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 66.26 | 95% | 2018-07-07 |
| 23811. | wazaus (wazaus) | 66.26 | 92% | 2013-08-23 |
| 23812. | Nelu (neluspaima) | 66.26 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 23813. | Reuben (electriclzombie) | 66.26 | 95% | 2013-09-02 |
| 23814. | good (dienthoai) | 66.26 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 23815. | Shashi (shashianand230) | 66.25 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 23816. | Sashreek (cygnus206) | 66.25 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 23817. | ChanSama (cchan2) | 66.25 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 23818. | Gary (garychrist32) | 66.25 | 89% | 2017-01-14 |
| 23819. | Y-Shark (vaishakhhm) | 66.25 | 92% | 2017-04-05 |
| 23820. | fsluw (fsluw) | 66.25 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 23821. | amit (riskyboy) | 66.24 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 23822. | Zed (kellydmonkey) | 66.24 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 23823. | ezpez (ezpez) | 66.24 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
| 23824. | Lauren (laurentdot8) | 66.24 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 23825. | Antonio (tonio145) | 66.24 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 23826. | Tcbp (tcbp) | 66.23 | 94% | 2017-01-12 |
| 23827. | toan (marktoan) | 66.23 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 23828. | Ravi (ravimajhi) | 66.23 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 23829. | zshn (zishanshahzad) | 66.23 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 23830. | No (imtfn) | 66.23 | 95% | 2012-10-14 |
| 23831. | ? (huib) | 66.23 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 23832. | Kiyoshi (mikaro) | 66.23 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 23833. | Eirik (eireksten) | 66.23 | 96% | 2014-11-10 |
| 23834. | severed (severedhand) | 66.23 | 88% | 2016-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |