The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25284. | Josh (jennysue) | 63.78 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 25285. | Donatas (donatasp) | 63.78 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 25286. | Ian (raulrome) | 63.77 | 97% | 2014-05-06 |
| 25287. | Luka (zalla) | 63.77 | 95% | 2016-07-09 |
| 25288. | Brittany (1crazynubian) | 63.77 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 25289. | Sam (sme321) | 63.76 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 25290. | Hannah (hannah1774) | 63.76 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 25291. | Vandy (vandyc) | 63.76 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 25292. | Mirko2221 (vlaran) | 63.76 | 89% | 2013-03-18 |
| 25293. | JazzEagle (jazzeagle) | 63.76 | 95% | 2014-07-27 |
| 25294. | rawwell (rawwell) | 63.76 | 96% | 2013-01-21 |
| 25295. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 63.76 | 88% | 2015-05-15 |
| 25296. | Ali (nology) | 63.75 | 98% | 2012-04-10 |
| 25297. | Cathal (cathalbui) | 63.75 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 25298. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 63.75 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 25299. | Christos (christosdi) | 63.75 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
| 25300. | Loc (loc_phan) | 63.74 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 25301. | svapnil007 (svapnil007) | 63.74 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 25302. | Paris (parwon) | 63.74 | 95.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25303. | Kevin (fs822) | 63.74 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
| 25304. | Brandon (magicman1358) | 63.74 | 89% | 2013-12-08 |
| 25305. | Mimi (mimzo) | 63.74 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 25306. | Sentek (sentek) | 63.74 | 91% | 2014-12-28 |
| 25307. | laura (laura2010xx) | 63.74 | 94% | 2013-02-18 |
| 25308. | Lorenzo (ren2k) | 63.73 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
| 25309. | Lublu (lublu) | 63.73 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 25310. | Josh (belewcookies) | 63.73 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 25311. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 63.73 | 94% | 2022-01-05 |
| 25312. | My (z0rtzp1zku) | 63.73 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 25313. | Handi (playboyinsaf) | 63.73 | 91% | 2015-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |