Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36982. | Yama (yamachan) | 39.14 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 36983. | Ho (grandr74503) | 39.14 | 94% | 2012-09-26 |
| 36984. | なり (yukheii) | 39.14 | 92% | 2021-03-10 |
| 36985. | Macguir (macguir) | 39.14 | 91% | 2012-10-19 |
| 36986. | YQ (yaaooqun) | 39.14 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 36987. | Nash (nashoffice) | 39.13 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| 36988. | Ace (myhandshurtsmh) | 39.13 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 36989. | hoang (hanhdb) | 39.12 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 36990. | MVVV (hanoi) | 39.12 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 36991. | Ron (blackecho) | 39.11 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 36992. | Wendy (wendy333) | 39.11 | 94% | 2011-08-29 |
| 36993. | Dima (zorgsoffice) | 39.11 | 91% | 2016-03-27 |
| 36994. | Shay (shaysun) | 39.11 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 36995. | pp (pper114) | 39.11 | 92% | 2022-06-24 |
| 36996. | Hooblah (hooblah99) | 39.11 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 36997. | Adriano (darkshark96_) | 39.10 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 36998. | Cecilia (cecilia) | 39.09 | — | 2008-08-13 |
| 36999. | Laura (laura2) | 39.09 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 37000. | Jenny (jennipa) | 39.09 | 92% | 2014-12-08 |
| 37001. | Jadon (_jl_) | 39.09 | 95% | 2022-12-03 |
| 37002. | Lisa (mzfortunate) | 39.08 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 37003. | Lorenzo (fistime) | 39.08 | 85% | 2015-10-03 |
| 37004. | Trivendram (crazyzoker) | 39.08 | 94% | 2021-05-23 |
| 37005. | alex (pluto3324) | 39.08 | 95% | 2020-12-27 |
| 37006. | Suresh (sures144) | 39.08 | 91% | 2012-08-06 |
| 37007. | muhire (muhire.robert@yahoo... | 39.07 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 37008. | 私はあなたを愛して... | 39.07 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 37009. | manish (manish3006) | 39.07 | 93% | 2020-12-25 |
| 37010. | dade (yamato) | 39.07 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 37011. | erbol (erbolxac) | 39.07 | 94% | 2022-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |