So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32804. | morgan (backseatlover) | 47.29 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 32805. | Storm (w0296) | 47.29 | 94% | 2012-07-17 |
| 32806. | tejas (tshah104350) | 47.29 | 85% | 2015-03-18 |
| 32807. | Wes (slopoke) | 47.29 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 32808. | Sai (dsairam17) | 47.29 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
| 32809. | drex (disclaimer37) | 47.29 | 94% | 2011-05-10 |
| 32810. | ✌︎Clayze (caleb_higared... | 47.29 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
| 32811. | Sebastian (sebastigan) | 47.28 | 84% | 2013-12-22 |
| 32812. | Bilal (bilalfr) | 47.28 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 32813. | Andrei (zzzoxygenzzz) | 47.28 | 94% | 2020-02-05 |
| 32814. | shinto (shintocv) | 47.28 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 32815. | q4say (q4say) | 47.28 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 32816. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 47.28 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
| 32817. | Văn Thái (zeroenergy65) | 47.28 | 90% | 2014-09-18 |
| 32818. | Chau (zaracastle) | 47.28 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 32819. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 47.28 | 89% | 2012-09-14 |
| 32820. | Tanishq (lovely_singh) | 47.27 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32821. | L (laumann) | 47.27 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 32822. | Anthony (teamxbladez) | 47.27 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 32823. | wolfy (micky3016) | 47.27 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 32824. | Seya (kisg) | 47.27 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
| 32825. | Jackie (jherrlin) | 47.27 | 95% | 2012-04-27 |
| 32826. | Annette (ahhooah) | 47.27 | 95% | 2015-05-23 |
| 32827. | Napat (omakaze) | 47.26 | 93% | 2021-09-03 |
| 32828. | Tony (platinum_doge) | 47.26 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 32829. | Abdi (bravenoob) | 47.26 | 93% | 2021-03-07 |
| 32830. | parsa (parsa_ktz) | 47.26 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 32831. | Quoc Trung (iamme7) | 47.26 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 32832. | Jordan (thedistraction) | 47.26 | 92% | 2018-05-09 |
| 32833. | Igi (igipeja) | 47.26 | 87% | 2013-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |