Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2987. | Emasity (emasity) | 77.24 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2988. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 77.23 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2989. | Cereal (krncereal) | 77.21 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2990. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 77.20 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 2991. | Jack (jackman99352) | 77.20 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2992. | Stephen (maddogsf) | 77.19 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2993. | Check (checkmunza) | 77.19 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 2994. | Winnie (likeastaracrossmysky) | 77.17 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2995. | Osani (osan1) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 2996. | zia (ziairshad) | 77.16 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 2997. | Claudia (claudia215) | 77.13 | 96% | 2017-07-30 |
| 2998. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 77.12 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 2999. | charlotte (chbgpy) | 77.10 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3000. | 🅹🅰🆅🅴 (killer8hy... | 77.10 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 3001. | ed72 (ed72) | 77.10 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3002. | :| (pyrochild) | 77.09 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3003. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 77.08 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 3004. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 77.08 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3005. | Sweet (sweetrevengee) | 77.07 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 3006. | Sarah (smrismael) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 3007. | pol (poooool) | 77.07 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3008. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 77.07 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 3009. | James (nbenz) | 77.04 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 3010. | Aquarios (soirauge) | 77.04 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 3011. | Marcin (marzelin) | 77.04 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 3012. | Harper (harpear) | 77.02 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 3013. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 77.02 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 3014. | Darcon (otmetz) | 77.02 | 95% | 2020-05-30 |
| 3015. | MS (damanthc) | 77.02 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 3016. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 77.01 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |