The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22837. | Mr (mrturtle) | 67.73 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 22838. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 67.73 | 92% | 2011-07-02 |
| 22839. | Teddie (teddie37) | 67.72 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 22840. | Jay (myladyjay) | 67.72 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 22841. | Amit (amit1409) | 67.72 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 22842. | jim (jimbosenior) | 67.72 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| 22843. | graham (welcomebear333) | 67.72 | 94% | 2015-07-22 |
| 22844. | Mbenga (mbenga) | 67.72 | 98% | 2015-03-30 |
| 22845. | Devan (devan) | 67.72 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 22846. | Blake (g8oraidm8) | 67.71 | 89% | 2017-01-19 |
| 22847. | Mohamed (rock_solid22) | 67.71 | 95% | 2023-05-05 |
| 22848. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 67.71 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 22849. | Yerkers (yerkers) | 67.71 | 94% | 2014-04-21 |
| 22850. | Razvan (razvan_qwerty) | 67.71 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22851. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 67.71 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 22852. | Danny (willsmithfan) | 67.71 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 22853. | Muhammed (iosonoosha) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-09-26 |
| 22854. | I like nipples (nibblerfeed) | 67.70 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 22855. | Nguyen Cong (ve1233) | 67.70 | 89% | 2014-01-13 |
| 22856. | Logan (villicci) | 67.70 | 96.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 22857. | MK (mattkent2121) | 67.70 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
| 22858. | Ray (castello666) | 67.70 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 22859. | Terry (krypno) | 67.70 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 22860. | Alex (junkyardz) | 67.70 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 22861. | Joe (ubergh) | 67.70 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 22862. | Bob (phussy) | 67.70 | — | 2009-09-29 |
| 22863. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 67.70 | 97% | 2017-07-12 |
| 22864. | Anna (amd617) | 67.70 | 89% | 2016-12-13 |
| 22865. | Omar (nsm_omar) | 67.69 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 22866. | Zayaan (zayaan16) | 67.69 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |