So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35017. | vincent (vyxn) | 41.84 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 35018. | Cooper (crussell_) | 41.84 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 35019. | M (lanc_1337) | 41.84 | 92% | 2022-01-31 |
| 35020. | Go Broncos (hicksterman7) | 41.84 | 91% | 2016-04-23 |
| 35021. | Tahna (tahnad) | 41.84 | 92% | 2011-07-31 |
| 35022. | Hitesh (hit9718) | 41.84 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 35023. | snape (snape_94) | 41.82 | 93% | 2013-09-20 |
| 35024. | Vitalii (xarts19) | 41.82 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 35025. | Prabhjot (prabhjot9) | 41.81 | 92% | 2022-09-18 |
| 35026. | Neeraj (neeraj1) | 41.79 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 35027. | asgard (asgard) | 41.78 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 35028. | Willien (willien) | 41.78 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
| 35029. | linda (linda) | 41.77 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 35030. | Mohammad Faisal (victoryland) | 41.76 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 35031. | V (vlinhart) | 41.76 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 35032. | cprise (cprise) | 41.76 | 93% | 2012-03-28 |
| 35033. | Leslie (larsenems) | 41.75 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 35034. | Aidan (leankirito) | 41.74 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
| 35035. | dewz (dews) | 41.74 | 95% | 2017-08-19 |
| 35036. | Deviprasad (deviprasad) | 41.74 | 91% | 2012-08-22 |
| 35037. | iShowSpeed (fajrikece) | 41.73 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 35038. | Michelle (kimmichelle7) | 41.72 | 84% | 2013-02-06 |
| 35039. | Vaibhav (vaibhavjaimini) | 41.72 | 85% | 2015-03-19 |
| 35040. | Aniruddh (ani0604) | 41.71 | 93% | 2023-08-13 |
| 35041. | Fox (obviouslyweeb) | 41.71 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 35042. | nazlı (nazli) | 41.71 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 35043. | Pulkit (pulk) | 41.71 | 89% | 2016-09-19 |
| 35044. | DeReK (derek324) | 41.71 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 35045. | Julia (juliaoi) | 41.70 | 88% | 2014-06-25 |
| 35046. | Saria (sariakendricks) | 41.70 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |