As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11582. | hehe (shadowaura3) | 80.02 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 11583. | Sting (z35shi) | 80.02 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
| 11584. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 80.02 | 95% | 2016-08-16 |
| 11585. | zyyy (zyyyyyyyz) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11586. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11587. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 11588. | Kid (zenfire9001) | 80.01 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11589. | Lance (lancelancer) | 80.01 | 87% | 2016-08-01 |
| 11590. | JoaoPauluu (joaopauluu) | 80.01 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11591. | PixelFog (pixelfog) | 80.01 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11592. | Ignacio 🧉 (ignatirabo) | 80.01 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 11593. | Psycho (psychobrainman) | 80.01 | 99% | 2020-06-18 |
| 11594. | Mike (perforatesquid) | 80.00 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11595. | Fatin Ahmed (leandredannel137) | 80.00 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 11596. | me_me (_orange) | 80.00 | 93% | 2016-09-09 |
| 11597. | Turi (haditoori) | 80.00 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 11598. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 79.98 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11599. | yo (lappodis) | 79.98 | 96.8% | 2024-07-29 |
| 11600. | Kianan (aspire11) | 79.98 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 11601. | Hailee (haileeshower) | 79.98 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
| 11602. | Jonas (jonasj2001) | 79.98 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 11603. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 79.98 | 90% | 2015-04-08 |
| 11604. | Harsh (harshisgay123) | 79.98 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 11605. | Tamiraaaa (tamiraaaa) | 79.97 | 97% | 2024-08-02 |
| 11606. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 79.97 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11607. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 79.97 | 95.6% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11608. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 79.97 | 96.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11609. | Praveen (ninethsense) | 79.97 | 94% | 2015-12-16 |
| 11610. | gyani (arugyani) | 79.97 | 95% | 2018-01-18 |
| 11611. | Trisha (amuhzing) | 79.96 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |