As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18447. | Patrick (datexe) | 65.42 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| 18448. | theo (theodoro) | 65.42 | 89% | 2017-01-13 |
| 18449. | Harold (hikarie) | 65.41 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 18450. | Ndrew138 (ndrewewqe) | 65.41 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 18451. | nong (ningg) | 65.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-08 |
| 18452. | Sergey (dettier) | 65.40 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 18453. | Tommytstats[tominator3459] ... | 65.40 | 94% | 2022-12-07 |
| 18454. | Dim (workahol1c) | 65.40 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 18455. | rasith (rasithw) | 65.39 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 18456. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 65.39 | 91% | 2015-07-13 |
| 18457. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 65.39 | 95% | 2016-06-14 |
| 18458. | Weixun (weixunge) | 65.38 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
| 18459. | Cait (cccaaaiiittt) | 65.38 | 97.9% | 2021-02-14 |
| 18460. | Hassan (luigi_) | 65.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 18461. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 65.38 | 90% | 2016-04-03 |
| 18462. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 65.38 | 95% | 2018-09-29 |
| 18463. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 65.37 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 18464. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 65.37 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 18465. | elp (slothisasin) | 65.37 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 18466. | Gage (gagedorl) | 65.37 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 18467. | Daniele (laptopspeed) | 65.37 | 98% | 2015-07-18 |
| 18468. | danmurat (danmurat) | 65.36 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 18469. | Joshua (buckerts) | 65.36 | 94% | 2018-03-21 |
| 18470. | Coolio 😎 (username0) | 65.35 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 18471. | Janet (jfitz1212) | 65.35 | 98% | 2015-09-02 |
| 18472. | shicheng (fgtfer) | 65.35 | 90% | 2016-01-29 |
| 18473. | Sebastian (sebperez) | 65.35 | 93% | 2015-05-07 |
| 18474. | Muhammad (muhammadariqqqq) | 65.34 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 18475. | fjfrancis (fjfrancis) | 65.34 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 18476. | Luke (luke303) | 65.34 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |