The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24305. | Chase (chasechai) | 65.29 | 93% | 2016-09-29 |
| 24306. | Ar7N (ar7n) | 65.28 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 24307. | Nhat (mnvu1999) | 65.28 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 24308. | Dhruv (djdhruv) | 65.28 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 24309. | Pastasciutta (littleppig) | 65.28 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 24310. | Paul (qdozaq) | 65.28 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 24311. | B.Gettin'It (bgettinit) | 65.28 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
| 24312. | race assistant (cripple) | 65.28 | 94% | 2011-07-06 |
| 24313. | Gabriel (neutrale) | 65.27 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 24314. | chupapi (nerve784126) | 65.27 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 24315. | Martín (albugineo) | 65.27 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 24316. | Reeeeese (pearabowls) | 65.27 | 94% | 2021-07-16 |
| 24317. | marley (marley111) | 65.27 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 24318. | Sang (superseasa) | 65.27 | 93% | 2016-07-09 |
| 24319. | Jamee (jhaque17) | 65.27 | 93% | 2014-11-07 |
| 24320. | Brent (goingfor70) | 65.27 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 24321. | Sebastian (vindaar) | 65.26 | 88% | 2014-02-10 |
| 24322. | Upline 사나 (anjoanjoanjo) | 65.26 | 92% | 2014-03-13 |
| 24323. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 65.26 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 24324. | JanAx (optimus1993) | 65.26 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 24325. | Daniele (laptopspeed) | 65.26 | 97% | 2011-11-21 |
| 24326. | Prince Khan (princekhan) | 65.26 | 97% | 2015-03-10 |
| 24327. | Joelle (abbyaguas) | 65.25 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 24328. | MJ (mmjj) | 65.25 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 24329. | best (bigdaddyshu) | 65.25 | 87% | 2014-11-06 |
| 24330. | Ole (olenord) | 65.24 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 24331. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 65.24 | 95.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 24332. | Zena (shin3100) | 65.24 | 97% | 2014-07-20 |
| 24333. | Harry (akiramonster) | 65.24 | 94% | 2012-10-07 |
| 24334. | Thunderer (thunderer) | 65.23 | 94% | 2012-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |