The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9578. | hidude45454 (hidude45454) | 89.83 | 95% | 2014-02-22 |
| 9579. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 89.83 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 9580. | swng (swng) | 89.83 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
| 9581. | Korey (korizmo) | 89.83 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
| 9582. | Christine (christineway) | 89.82 | 99% | 2020-02-26 |
| 9583. | Adam (schimoda) | 89.82 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 9584. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 89.82 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 9585. | Dynamic (obbama) | 89.81 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 9586. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 89.81 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 9587. | Chase (2upr1s3) | 89.81 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 9588. | Amy (dressi) | 89.81 | 91% | 2015-09-16 |
| 9589. | Mark (carluver69) | 89.80 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 9590. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 89.80 | 97% | 2012-03-22 |
| 9591. | Tyler (ttyler99) | 89.80 | 95% | 2016-06-01 |
| 9592. | Skp (skpvwls) | 89.80 | 96% | 2012-01-02 |
| 9593. | Ammar (muhammad_ammar01) | 89.80 | 90% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9594. | Jack (djqball) | 89.79 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
| 9595. | Brandon (laogic) | 89.79 | 98% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9596. | Chris (christophski) | 89.79 | 92% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9597. | idiot sandwich (wujiamin) | 89.78 | 96% | 2018-06-12 |
| 9598. | Note (note_r) | 89.78 | 98% | 2023-09-03 |
| 9599. | Katy (kittymeowers) | 89.78 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9600. | jason (pravus) | 89.78 | 94% | 2012-01-20 |
| 9601. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 89.77 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9602. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 89.77 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 9603. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 89.77 | 95% | 2014-03-04 |
| 9604. | The Yellow King (jharwell626) | 89.77 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 9605. | Nghi (quaivatsoi01) | 89.75 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 9606. | Taxi (another_driver) | 89.75 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9607. | Illunoir (chaelys) | 89.75 | 95% | 2019-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |