I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15074. | Akhilesh (aki79) | 73.23 | 95.8% | 2024-07-24 |
| 15075. | Ben (waddy105) | 73.23 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15076. | 👺 (confiscar) | 73.23 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 15077. | Micheal (mbroaders) | 73.23 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 15078. | tec (dxnny) | 73.23 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15079. | Alex (fordalex) | 73.23 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 15080. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 73.23 | 93% | 2017-03-07 |
| 15081. | Owen (saka0803) | 73.23 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 15082. | zzzspaced (zzzspaced) | 73.22 | 96.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 15083. | Joshua (gottajet) | 73.22 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 15084. | Mr.Pemguimn (nhatltm) | 73.21 | 94% | 2021-10-18 |
| 15085. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 73.21 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 15086. | wessel (wesseltype) | 73.21 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 15087. | Henry (ambandi) | 73.20 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 15088. | imbecile_panda (imbecile__p... | 73.20 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
| 15089. | R (spectralblitz) | 73.20 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 15090. | Aaron (typestar2k19) | 73.19 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 15091. | ^_^ (lowkeynicole) | 73.19 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 15092. | ToSteR (toastedberd) | 73.19 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15093. | Roomie (lanruthless) | 73.19 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 15094. | Salami (braintumorinducer) | 73.19 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 15095. | Ben (benyefet) | 73.18 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 15096. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 73.18 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 15097. | Bob (sydre2) | 73.18 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 15098. | Kyle (orthocube) | 73.18 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 15099. | Adam (adrakpro) | 73.18 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 15100. | Christina (calderman) | 73.17 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 15101. | William (wwuhoo) | 73.17 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 15102. | KBA (kdlt) | 73.17 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 15103. | Emily (aquatick) | 73.17 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |