Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11589. | Sam (indecisam) | 75.32 | 95% | 2023-04-24 |
| 11590. | datmeko (uralbeking) | 75.32 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 11591. | Sage (neonfuz) | 75.32 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11592. | Syed Aziz Pasha (aziz_85) | 75.31 | 97.6% | 2025-01-16 |
| 11593. | doopers (doopybooper) | 75.31 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 11594. | pz (pingzhi) | 75.31 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 11595. | Alex (haymaker37) | 75.31 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 11596. | Brandon (tulanut) | 75.31 | 95% | 2020-10-15 |
| 11597. | Musfiqur (mushi00) | 75.30 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11598. | kyu (qkrrbtjd90) | 75.30 | 98.4% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11599. | Amr (amreid) | 75.29 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 11600. | Joseph (zingers) | 75.29 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11601. | Stop (jademanthegreat) | 75.29 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11602. | Indominiso2 (indomtypetouch... | 75.28 | 97.2% | 2024-06-26 |
| 11603. | mohammed (helmy763) | 75.28 | 95.8% | 2024-06-28 |
| 11604. | GlowFanatic (glowfanatic) | 75.28 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11605. | Omkar Ghanekar (omicar) | 75.27 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 11606. | yousef (yousef_badr23) | 75.27 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 11607. | r (lanceisnotcorn) | 75.27 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 11608. | qwerdMadafak (qwerdmadafak) | 75.26 | 97% | 2025-04-16 |
| 11609. | SR (ss_r) | 75.26 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 11610. | Esman (hedwyn_the_nomad) | 75.26 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 11611. | riko (r1ko_v2) | 75.25 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 11612. | Jab (jabtypesfast) | 75.25 | 97% | 2023-11-04 |
| 11613. | Kwek (kyjing) | 75.25 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 11614. | Ivan the child snatcher (sp... | 75.25 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11615. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 75.24 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 11616. | Peter (pbknowall) | 75.24 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 11617. | Sefuss (sefuss) | 75.23 | 97% | 2025-09-08 |
| 11618. | gottagofast (fastathanyou) | 75.23 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |