The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8157. | (zyzy0618) | 50.34 | 97.1% | 2023-08-27 |
| 8158. | (pajmaz) | 50.34 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 8159. | Claude (pachec) | 50.34 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 8160. | (shafi1258) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 8161. | (kiankian) | 50.33 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8162. | sultan (sul2005tan) | 50.33 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 8163. | (shengdudie) | 50.33 | 98% | 2015-07-25 |
| 8164. | (leosmrdljak) | 50.32 | 94% | 2021-03-28 |
| 8165. | (seifgost) | 50.32 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8166. | (tronik345) | 50.32 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8167. | Boo_layout_noob (boolayoutn... | 50.32 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8168. | (vladist) | 50.32 | 96% | 2013-02-09 |
| 8169. | (chandani) | 50.32 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 8170. | (what_is_pain) | 50.32 | 94% | 2018-12-20 |
| 8171. | cc (catttttt) | 50.32 | 88% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8172. | (apperception) | 50.32 | 87% | 2011-05-16 |
| 8173. | (himsingh11) | 50.31 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8174. | (clarajosephine) | 50.31 | — | 2009-03-09 |
| 8175. | (srd93) | 50.31 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 8176. | (lambo) | 50.31 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 8177. | (gsumanth) | 50.31 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 8178. | (vik_ind) | 50.30 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 8179. | (kalci) | 50.30 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 8180. | (vit4mat2212) | 50.30 | 93% | 2012-09-14 |
| 8181. | (walkman) | 50.30 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 8182. | Achim (rubbishaka80) | 50.30 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 8183. | (paczlyf) | 50.29 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 8184. | (mope_mope) | 50.28 | 95% | 2023-10-09 |
| 8185. | (leona) | 50.28 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 8186. | (ahnabaditto) | 50.27 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |