So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33960. | (galois) | 43.19 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 33961. | (mundo) | 43.19 | 92% | 2013-03-05 |
| 33962. | (marilsongallo) | 43.19 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 33963. | (krabb) | 43.19 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 33964. | (tayedilsm199) | 43.18 | 94% | 2021-06-10 |
| 33965. | (sajancpatel) | 43.18 | 89% | 2012-07-21 |
| 33966. | (c0m1c5) | 43.18 | 94% | 2011-09-14 |
| 33967. | (exray12) | 43.18 | 93% | 2020-10-22 |
| 33968. | Mila (milast) | 43.18 | 95% | 2014-10-20 |
| 33969. | Josh (cobra04) | 43.17 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 33970. | (brentzoom) | 43.17 | 91.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33971. | Δήμιος (dimos21) | 43.17 | 81% | 2016-07-23 |
| 33972. | (c4lm) | 43.17 | 97% | 2014-11-23 |
| 33973. | (neondude) | 43.16 | 93.9% | 2021-02-01 |
| 33974. | (safi3336) | 43.16 | 91% | 2021-12-26 |
| 33975. | Logan (loganbog333) | 43.15 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 33976. | (om3r2000) | 43.14 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 33977. | (anthonyorwott) | 43.14 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 33978. | (luizaboscacci1) | 43.14 | 86% | 2015-07-08 |
| 33979. | (codysuh) | 43.14 | 93% | 2017-12-30 |
| 33980. | (bonitajas) | 43.14 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 33981. | No (n_one) | 43.14 | 94% | 2019-10-24 |
| 33982. | (lambo) | 43.14 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 33983. | VissiVox (vissiv) | 43.14 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 33984. | (ms009986) | 43.13 | 59% | 2015-11-23 |
| 33985. | (mdtm) | 43.13 | 94% | 2022-08-11 |
| 33986. | (ahmedeldeebo) | 43.12 | 93% | 2021-03-23 |
| 33987. | (coralinebutton) | 43.12 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 33988. | (mundles) | 43.12 | 89% | 2013-07-28 |
| 33989. | (mauricio5157) | 43.11 | 87% | 2011-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |