Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10702. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 84.09 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 10703. | MiB (meninblack) | 84.09 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 10704. | kururu007 (kururu007) | 84.09 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 10705. | Mikey (mikeytwoshoes) | 84.09 | 98.5% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10706. | Kyle (kylrth) | 84.09 | 99% | 2022-09-04 |
| 10707. | Ken (kenleung) | 84.08 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 10708. | [: Ani (mainly_err) | 84.08 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 10709. | Jesu (desekraetorr) | 84.07 | 98% | 2011-07-17 |
| 10710. | Žan (fastap) | 84.07 | 97% | 2017-05-01 |
| 10711. | stefstef (stefstef) | 84.07 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 10712. | Adam (sysqrw) | 84.07 | 96% | 2016-07-06 |
| 10713. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 84.07 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 10714. | (hermit1691) | 84.07 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 10715. | Rice (riceant) | 84.07 | 95% | 2013-01-07 |
| 10716. | (geociities) | 84.07 | 94% | 2023-03-31 |
| 10717. | dummy (dummysebasiland) | 84.07 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 10718. | headache (headache2) | 84.06 | — | 2011-04-02 |
| 10719. | Paolo (lambdasc) | 84.06 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
| 10720. | raruma (raruma) | 84.06 | 99% | 2013-05-10 |
| 10721. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 84.06 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 10722. | Elliott (yummyduck) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 10723. | Gert (gertoperto) | 84.06 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 10724. | Demiurge (sirdemiurge) | 84.06 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 10725. | Titel (andrewh) | 84.05 | 99% | 2018-05-14 |
| 10726. | Christy (cbartolain) | 84.05 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 10727. | Josh (iccarus) | 84.05 | 98% | 2013-06-24 |
| 10728. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 84.05 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 10729. | Lingxun (hommieinuw) | 84.05 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 10730. | Pat (patr1012) | 84.04 | 92% | 2012-09-06 |
| 10731. | Kevin (mystified) | 84.03 | 96% | 2012-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |