The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13610. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 93.53 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13611. | 15 (givemethenamebeforeiscr... | 93.53 | 91% | 2015-05-24 |
| 13612. | Caleb (clebio) | 93.52 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 13613. | Austin (austinpaloni) | 93.52 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13614. | Mary (evenme) | 93.52 | 98.9% | 2023-06-01 |
| 13615. | Bot (348866896) | 93.52 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13616. | Ben (benexclaimed) | 93.52 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 13617. | Gregers (heytsmegregers) | 93.52 | 97% | 2014-11-27 |
| 13618. | Bill (miforgotten) | 93.52 | 94% | 2013-03-06 |
| 13619. | WizPak (gaigehegge1999) | 93.52 | 95% | 2014-08-05 |
| 13620. | Kevin (ironic) | 93.52 | 95% | 2013-11-06 |
| 13621. | Adamelvis (adamelvis) | 93.51 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 13622. | qm (heyitsqm) | 93.51 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 13623. | Rob (satriani75) | 93.51 | 98% | 2012-10-02 |
| 13624. | Max (linixz) | 93.51 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 13625. | Shamil (shamil_98) | 93.51 | 96% | 2015-10-05 |
| 13626. | lilyskunk (lilyskunk) | 93.50 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 13627. | lamal (lamal) | 93.50 | 97% | 2012-04-27 |
| 13628. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 93.50 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 13629. | niseboi (theweirdo9) | 93.49 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 13630. | Brandon (brandonsg) | 93.49 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 13631. | Lyon (loltyger1) | 93.49 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 13632. | ottimo (ottimo) | 93.49 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 13633. | Nate (natekropp) | 93.49 | — | 2009-10-21 |
| 13634. | Clayton (bhsoccerpunk11) | 93.49 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 13635. | cliu568 (cliu568) | 93.49 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 13636. | Robert (ventril) | 93.48 | 99% | 2018-10-07 |
| 13637. | Olav (tocke) | 93.48 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13638. | Haggis (haggis) | 93.48 | 96% | 2012-01-18 |
| 13639. | J. (indazone) | 93.48 | 100% | 2012-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |