The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35001. | jojo nub (jojo_nub) | 59.33 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 35002. | Bombastik (lightkerem) | 59.33 | 96.8% | 2023-09-22 |
| 35003. | Joceline (josmanga1) | 59.33 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 35004. | Lucidsan (lucidsan) | 59.33 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 35005. | Quigmaster (pquigley35) | 59.33 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 35006. | Phillip (phillip1985) | 59.33 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 35007. | peter (sk9nk12) | 59.33 | 89% | 2014-11-17 |
| 35008. | jimmy (newbie12) | 59.33 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 35009. | Suzie (chacha424) | 59.32 | 91% | 2014-01-14 |
| 35010. | John Johnson (johnjohnsonju... | 59.32 | 97.7% | 2023-09-29 |
| 35011. | Wendy (crystalblue123) | 59.32 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 35012. | Sotoray (sotothecomedian) | 59.31 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 35013. | Cledus123 (cledus123) | 59.31 | 93% | 2022-04-16 |
| 35014. | Alwi (alwih) | 59.31 | 91% | 2016-05-27 |
| 35015. | KenLCT (kenlct) | 59.31 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 35016. | Ekpanya (puek) | 59.31 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 35017. | Apollo (apollo_r42) | 59.30 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 35018. | Lammain (lam3082004) | 59.30 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 35019. | Steven (s0daa713) | 59.30 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 35020. | Phle (plegethas) | 59.30 | 96.8% | 2021-02-06 |
| 35021. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 59.30 | 93% | 2015-06-23 |
| 35022. | Xeno (xenofiend) | 59.30 | 96% | 2011-08-26 |
| 35023. | Rushan (rsabique) | 59.30 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 35024. | Steve (halochicken) | 59.29 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 35025. | mrbasts10000dollarrefrigera... | 59.29 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 35026. | Capek (leixnt) | 59.29 | 95% | 2013-04-27 |
| 35027. | Evaop (gzlwan22) | 59.29 | 96% | 2012-12-03 |
| 35028. | Anthony (teamxbladez) | 59.29 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 35029. | roland (herolando) | 59.29 | 92% | 2015-12-14 |
| 35030. | Rubi (keith_loriel@yahoo.com) | 59.29 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |