As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2389. | == Klub (blueclub) | 107.96 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
2390. | sly (slymaster11) | 107.96 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
2391. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 107.96 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
2392. | Gury (gurylee) | 107.92 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
2393. | STAY HARD (jcpvs) | 107.92 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
2394. | zak (zak389) | 107.91 | 97.2% | 2023-11-26 |
2395. | Martin (martinwong) | 107.91 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
2396. | uwu (uwu_rawr) | 107.86 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
2397. | K (khanali2020) | 107.85 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
2398. | Chris (cburgess) | 107.84 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
2399. | mike💦 (summer_mike) | 107.84 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
2400. | (floofyaltaria) | 107.83 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
2401. | fniure (fniure) | 107.83 | 92% | 2016-06-04 |
2402. | Tom Taylor (hirts) | 107.82 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
2403. | inclass (║╪╤╪σ) (s... | 107.82 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
2404. | Seth (wmdistraction) | 107.81 | 97% | 2015-05-21 |
2405. | Kevin (lakosa) | 107.80 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
2406. | Viel (viel19) | 107.79 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
2407. | Unexpected Identifier - 1:4... | 107.78 | 97.7% | 2024-05-09 |
2408. | frosty (frostydisco) | 107.78 | 96% | 2015-06-16 |
2409. | kml (kml1584) | 107.78 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
2410. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 107.77 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
2411. | Noah (slankynoah) | 107.75 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
2412. | Frraval (frravaldotarris) | 107.75 | 99% | 2019-07-24 |
2413. | 2oh3 (andrew2oh3) | 107.75 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
2414. | _____ (husixu1) | 107.74 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
2415. | Soldier (gryphoon) | 107.74 | 97% | 2017-02-27 |
2416. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 107.73 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
2417. | Elijah (po1aria) | 107.71 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
2418. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 107.71 | 98.9% | 2023-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |