The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9199. | Sujith (ssujithrraj) | 90.87 | 98% | 2011-11-18 |
| 9200. | mdlu (mdlu) | 90.87 | 88% | 2015-04-02 |
| 9201. | Kex (kexlog) | 90.87 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 9202. | tstats[till_death] (till_de... | 90.86 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 9203. | Melas (melas1) | 90.86 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 9204. | el (elanamax) | 90.86 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9205. | Said (surrenderordie) | 90.86 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 9206. | Stallion (stallion2014) | 90.86 | 98% | 2015-04-19 |
| 9207. | son (son2005) | 90.86 | 99% | 2015-01-07 |
| 9208. | Hanafi (hanafi_saab) | 90.85 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 9209. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 90.85 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
| 9210. | Dan (dbrog418) | 90.85 | 97.5% | 2023-06-01 |
| 9211. | Shmegle (catinacomputer) | 90.85 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 9212. | ♫ (_ag_) | 90.85 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 9213. | Anton (tutantontut) | 90.85 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 9214. | Ali (bahjatia) | 90.85 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 9215. | Bob (w_trivial) | 90.84 | 85% | 2013-07-12 |
| 9216. | Grace (orange_electric) | 90.84 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 9217. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 90.84 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 9218. | Ric (drrz) | 90.84 | 96% | 2014-05-29 |
| 9219. | Karen (laike) | 90.84 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9220. | Frans (diviton) | 90.84 | 93% | 2016-03-07 |
| 9221. | Will (wlollrus) | 90.84 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 9222. | j (stojec) | 90.84 | 96% | 2016-04-11 |
| 9223. | GG (boomnutshot) | 90.83 | 95% | 2013-05-03 |
| 9224. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 90.83 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 9225. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 90.83 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 9226. | Link (palfuzonk) | 90.83 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 9227. | solartempest (solartempest) | 90.82 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9228. | Amy (amydakao) | 90.82 | 97% | 2014-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |