As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11266. | casualcarter (casualcarter) | 77.54 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
11267. | Deltan (deltan) | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
11268. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
11269. | Rubo (ruben_ispir) | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
11270. | Jhun Chester (jaycel19) | 77.54 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
11271. | typemonster (sophus0308) | 77.54 | 90% | 2015-12-11 |
11272. | stijn (stimixer) | 77.54 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
11273. | angrathar (angrathar) | 77.54 | 95% | 2015-07-20 |
11274. | Albert (jabamabird) | 77.53 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
11275. | Bob (bacoun) | 77.52 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
11276. | Alberto (thearod5) | 77.52 | 97.6% | 2024-03-05 |
11277. | Jun (junseo1216) | 77.52 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
11278. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 77.51 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
11279. | Athena (____athenaa) | 77.51 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
11280. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 77.51 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
11281. | sam the illusionist (samthe... | 77.51 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
11282. | Danz (danzss) | 77.50 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
11283. | Amber (theamberfang) | 77.50 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
11284. | Conrad (conrad7) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
11285. | lev (lev_x64) | 77.50 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
11286. | Ed (ed841) | 77.50 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
11287. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 77.50 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
11288. | Lagmbsf (lagmbsf) | 77.50 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
11289. | Oliver (docileturtle) | 77.50 | 94% | 2020-03-03 |
11290. | Pumpkin (pumpkin_) | 77.49 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
11291. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 77.49 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
11292. | badal (badal1) | 77.48 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
11293. | Rofik (rofikbjir) | 77.48 | 97.1% | 2023-12-26 |
11294. | Bry (athelstan) | 77.47 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
11295. | Rdk (olegus) | 77.47 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |