Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1497. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 91.40 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1498. | twitch.tv/YasuoNA (denigratez) | 91.39 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1499. | Max (winstonlisa) | 91.39 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1500. | XrXr (xrxr) | 91.39 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
| 1501. | (thegumbygoliath) | 91.38 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1502. | Beter (noticeably_f_a_t) | 91.37 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1503. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 91.36 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 1504. | Kartswag (swagkid) | 91.36 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1505. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 91.35 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1506. | Julia (bskdjewels) | 91.32 | 99% | 2018-05-10 |
| 1507. | Shwin (the_shwin) | 91.31 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1508. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 91.30 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1509. | Skyler (hausky) | 91.29 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1510. | Kashif (brownman69) | 91.29 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 1511. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 91.28 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1512. | Azift (azift) | 91.27 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1513. | Sean (laggermc) | 91.25 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1514. | jeeni (sumacbabe) | 91.25 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 1515. | Andrew (kingsplayer2) | 91.23 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1516. | Sanger (sanger) | 91.23 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1517. | dukka (dukka_) | 91.19 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1518. | Alex (dexiple) | 91.17 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1519. | Nick (nidzoni) | 91.16 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1520. | Pan (onepan) | 91.15 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1521. | Igor (bigloser3) | 91.15 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1522. | Omar (omarino) | 91.14 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 1523. | John (traditionalcatholic) | 91.13 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1524. | Ethan (user1567) | 91.12 | 97% | 2019-07-27 |
| 1525. | gachiGachi (gachigach) | 91.09 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1526. | Felix (f2862089986) | 91.09 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |