I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12683. | Michael (mikey_is_boss04) | 79.59 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 12684. | chrys learning colemak (dev... | 79.59 | 97.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| 12685. | Aldar Kose (hkoldas) | 79.59 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 12686. | tstats[mikstixthetyper] (mi... | 79.58 | 94.9% | 2025-04-16 |
| 12687. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 79.58 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 12688. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 79.58 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 12689. | tsz (sealy2426) | 79.58 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 12690. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 79.57 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 12691. | Damn (dammmson) | 79.57 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 12692. | JD (jdranpariya) | 79.57 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 12693. | Gus (v1per41) | 79.57 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 12694. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 79.57 | 96% | 2023-11-03 |
| 12695. | Flashy (fatherflashy) | 79.56 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 12696. | Slayer (southsidek5) | 79.56 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 12697. | Guðjón (krotari) | 79.56 | 94.2% | 2024-01-21 |
| 12698. | linkai (linkaixd) | 79.56 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
| 12699. | jiffysmores (jiffysmores) | 79.55 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 12700. | Kiera (elkbakery) | 79.55 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 12701. | anjal (anjal23) | 79.55 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12702. | Andrés (andreslpza) | 79.55 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 12703. | Mel (nc0de) | 79.55 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 12704. | Sean (laggermc) | 79.55 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
| 12705. | Erkebulan (adilkhanove) | 79.55 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 12706. | prince (prince_rod) | 79.54 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 12707. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 79.54 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 12708. | anjumaaa (zenda254) | 79.54 | 94% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12709. | Ridans (ridans) | 79.53 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12710. | such is life (smileyyy___) | 79.53 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| 12711. | Anna (amazinggirlcuber) | 79.53 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 12712. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 79.52 | 97.2% | 2023-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |