The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24547. | (jjp7) | 64.23 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24548. | (mrswalin) | 64.23 | 98% | 2013-04-18 |
| 24549. | (ivokaragyozov) | 64.23 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 24550. | (loganek) | 64.23 | 96% | 2013-01-29 |
| 24551. | (naman_vj) | 64.22 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 24552. | Vinayak (vinrana) | 64.22 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 24553. | (tahashemy) | 64.22 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 24554. | (dey1234) | 64.22 | 86% | 2012-01-09 |
| 24555. | (azarya_ben) | 64.22 | 98.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 24556. | (squabbi) | 64.22 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 24557. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 64.22 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 24558. | Soup (lollyguin) | 64.21 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 24559. | (irv05) | 64.21 | 96% | 2013-11-10 |
| 24560. | (yanti) | 64.21 | 95% | 2011-10-28 |
| 24561. | (miyukitkat) | 64.21 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 24562. | (gusta) | 64.21 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 24563. | (_psiphi) | 64.20 | 96.7% | 2023-09-15 |
| 24564. | (clee8888) | 64.20 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 24565. | zoom (zoomstar) | 64.20 | 99% | 2023-10-15 |
| 24566. | I forgor 💀 (kernel32_dll) | 64.20 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 24567. | wai ming (wmtai) | 64.20 | 97.3% | 2023-08-10 |
| 24568. | (landeeznuts) | 64.20 | 95.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24569. | (xiphias_) | 64.20 | 97.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 24570. | Aimless (ladylike) | 64.20 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 24571. | (bearwarp) | 64.20 | 95% | 2013-10-04 |
| 24572. | (hieule) | 64.20 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 24573. | Bob (dvorakguy) | 64.20 | 91% | 2016-04-23 |
| 24574. | (szlee118) | 64.19 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24575. | (nxqd) | 64.19 | 87% | 2014-10-26 |
| 24576. | (96crn) | 64.19 | 90% | 2016-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |