So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10464. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 84.48 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 10465. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 84.48 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10466. | Jeld (jeld) | 84.48 | 99% | 2016-09-15 |
| 10467. | unban me from the discord (... | 84.48 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 10468. | Joao (tbkih) | 84.48 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 10469. | Sora (soralimit) | 84.47 | 95% | 2015-01-25 |
| 10470. | Denis (carvedseven) | 84.47 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 10471. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 84.47 | 99% | 2017-04-20 |
| 10472. | Sakyosa (sakyosa) | 84.47 | 96% | 2014-01-01 |
| 10473. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 84.47 | 97% | 2015-01-14 |
| 10474. | Pradipta (proydu) | 84.47 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
| 10475. | Sensei (cubes) | 84.46 | 95% | 2011-08-30 |
| 10476. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 10477. | Henri (therealkanyeeast) | 84.46 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10478. | Mark (silkyjohnston) | 84.46 | 94% | 2013-04-15 |
| 10479. | K (karthur) | 84.46 | 90% | 2015-07-29 |
| 10480. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 84.45 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10481. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 10482. | Alori (alori_) | 84.45 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 10483. | ladsome (ladsome) | 84.45 | 96% | 2013-12-31 |
| 10484. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 84.45 | 98% | 2015-11-05 |
| 10485. | vo (duyquang1202) | 84.45 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 10486. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 10487. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 84.44 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 10488. | Gordon (gordy) | 84.44 | 93% | 2012-10-02 |
| 10489. | Grandhal (grandhal) | 84.43 | 94% | 2014-07-29 |
| 10490. | Mook (capybaraman52) | 84.43 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 10491. | deez (salt_tea) | 84.42 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 10492. | Astraea82 (astraea82) | 84.42 | 90% | 2011-11-23 |
| 10493. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 84.42 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |