Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4288. | the (dragonon) | 66.05 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4289. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 66.05 | 94% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4290. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 66.04 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 4291. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 66.04 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4292. | Naradon (naradon) | 66.03 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 4293. | Wusien (wusien) | 66.03 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 4294. | Stravanic (stravanic) | 66.03 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 4295. | Kev (falce) | 66.03 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4296. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 66.03 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 4297. | William (vlakross) | 66.02 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
| 4298. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 66.01 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 4299. | anntz (reaction__) | 66.01 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4300. | Pat (py68849) | 66.00 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4301. | Ged (gdewiyasa) | 65.99 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4302. | MGL (mgl_mazaalai) | 65.98 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 4303. | Christopher (magezter) | 65.96 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4304. | Nun (lackingnight) | 65.94 | 94% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4305. | Ronald (200275146) | 65.94 | 95% | 2018-01-22 |
| 4306. | Burrito (burrito_1) | 65.92 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 4307. | Kaloyan (kmalechkanov) | 65.92 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4308. | OfficerBalls (noob_master9901) | 65.89 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4309. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 65.87 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4310. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 65.85 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 4311. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 65.85 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 4312. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 65.85 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 4313. | Ethan (queuequeueqq) | 65.83 | 94% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4314. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 65.83 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4315. | Najaf (najaf2) | 65.82 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4316. | Adeel (adea1) | 65.81 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 4317. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 65.80 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |