I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4900. | (ericjordan) | 102.51 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 4901. | (katiestardust) | 102.51 | 95.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4902. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 102.51 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 4903. | Huskiez (husky123) | 102.51 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 4904. | (glum) | 102.50 | 99% | 2018-12-05 |
| 4905. | (daddyknowsbest) | 102.50 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 4906. | David (davidthegreat) | 102.49 | 96.8% | 2025-02-19 |
| 4907. | (altrids) | 102.49 | 98.1% | 2024-07-22 |
| 4908. | (jjxjacpot) | 102.49 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 4909. | (toxicandy) | 102.48 | 97.2% | 2024-04-03 |
| 4910. | (swshim98) | 102.48 | 99% | 2019-05-13 |
| 4911. | (god_is_here) | 102.48 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 4912. | (dnlhc) | 102.47 | 98% | 2025-10-05 |
| 4913. | (hjpuk) | 102.47 | 97% | 2025-07-14 |
| 4914. | (trig1968) | 102.47 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 4915. | (solenopsis) | 102.47 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4916. | (fajongedslothy) | 102.46 | 98% | 2025-07-12 |
| 4917. | (joemama84) | 102.46 | 99% | 2025-09-02 |
| 4918. | (patrickt) | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 4919. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 4920. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 102.45 | 99% | 2025-08-14 |
| 4921. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 102.44 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 4922. | (koolienavy) | 102.44 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 4923. | (yeekidd) | 102.44 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 4924. | Big Benton (ricochetfleg) | 102.44 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 4925. | Megan (megceratops) | 102.43 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 4926. | (naturaladoption) | 102.43 | 98% | 2024-03-26 |
| 4927. | (__speed__) | 102.42 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 4928. | (cavine) | 102.42 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 4929. | (noob_100) | 102.42 | 97.8% | 2024-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |