So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21605. | banana (banana) | 65.74 | — | 2008-08-17 |
| 21606. | bobby (bobby7564) | 65.73 | 96.5% | 2023-09-26 |
| 21607. | Loyd (ryoudocloud) | 65.73 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 21608. | frost (frost99) | 65.73 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 21609. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 65.73 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 21610. | _____ (____________________... | 65.73 | 94% | 2015-09-12 |
| 21611. | Dennis (dennissinned14) | 65.73 | 91% | 2013-08-02 |
| 21612. | Ben (bhoman) | 65.72 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 21613. | John (jbupit) | 65.72 | 92% | 2014-08-12 |
| 21614. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 65.72 | 91% | 2015-01-12 |
| 21615. | Susie (soozer) | 65.71 | 88% | 2014-11-22 |
| 21616. | Volencho (volencho) | 65.71 | 95% | 2022-08-09 |
| 21617. | Nancy (error_200) | 65.71 | 96% | 2015-07-31 |
| 21618. | Ivan (ivqn) | 65.71 | 95% | 2019-11-14 |
| 21619. | Batir (vinip) | 65.71 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 21620. | Warren (craggles) | 65.71 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 21621. | Conrad (conrad7) | 65.70 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 21622. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 65.70 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 21623. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 65.70 | 95.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 21624. | Ariel (camori) | 65.70 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 21625. | tiglas (tiglas) | 65.70 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 21626. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 65.70 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 21627. | Jen (jenoglo) | 65.70 | 96% | 2013-11-20 |
| 21628. | Quandale (kerneldude) | 65.69 | 95% | 2022-11-25 |
| 21629. | Starfox (tommyhlu) | 65.69 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 21630. | c (blaf) | 65.69 | 98.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 21631. | Jetless (jetless27) | 65.69 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 21632. | Erlend (eleeee) | 65.69 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 21633. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 65.68 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 21634. | Fung (keith12321) | 65.68 | 95% | 2014-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |