The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13068. | Dauletbek (dauksh) | 39.97 | 92% | 2016-12-22 |
| 13069. | Serdar (serik41124) | 39.96 | 95% | 2015-09-29 |
| 13070. | Seth (sethcannottype) | 39.96 | 92% | 2023-03-23 |
| 13071. | leonidas (overide) | 39.96 | 90% | 2012-02-18 |
| 13072. | Andy (doctorhammer) | 39.96 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 13073. | TrueLove (jamassasin99) | 39.95 | 75% | 2016-05-02 |
| 13074. | Chanchal (chanchal) | 39.95 | 95% | 2011-05-10 |
| 13075. | Shivanshu (cvanshu) | 39.94 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 13076. | Basel (baselrx7) | 39.94 | 95% | 2022-08-24 |
| 13077. | Sebastian (sebix3277) | 39.93 | 92% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13078. | Brady (bradyyao) | 39.93 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
| 13079. | Dawn L Kelly (dawn2222) | 39.93 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 13080. | Apu (a1p16u21) | 39.93 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 13081. | Aaron (amtreasure) | 39.93 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 13082. | Oeyy (oey26) | 39.93 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 13083. | Jethro (jethroorangechicken) | 39.93 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 13084. | Afirestriker (afirestriker) | 39.92 | 93% | 2016-03-04 |
| 13085. | Lars (l4rma) | 39.92 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 13086. | Christie (christieckking) | 39.92 | 96% | 2015-02-03 |
| 13087. | Catalin (mihaieminescu) | 39.92 | 99% | 2012-09-29 |
| 13088. | Dhrumil (dhru117) | 39.91 | 86% | 2014-04-17 |
| 13089. | Ahammad (shahariar4689) | 39.91 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 13090. | Ashish (ashishkumar12) | 39.90 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 13091. | lazar (lazar) | 39.90 | — | 2009-08-19 |
| 13092. | Nguyen (kidtrum) | 39.90 | 95% | 2012-10-19 |
| 13093. | Cathy (cathysmith77) | 39.90 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 13094. | Jaspreet (jaspreet) | 39.89 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 13095. | Gabe (garff) | 39.89 | 92.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13096. | rohan (rohan_123) | 39.89 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 13097. | Natasha (natasha01) | 39.89 | 99% | 2014-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |