Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28855. | s3k0n3 (s3k0n3) | 55.38 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 28856. | Heem (rayhim) | 55.38 | 94% | 2013-05-04 |
| 28857. | Wilma (wil.soza@gmail.com) | 55.38 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 28858. | Willian (vasconcelosbrazilian) | 55.38 | 92% | 2012-11-02 |
| 28859. | Brenton (brentboy) | 55.38 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 28860. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 55.38 | 95% | 2014-07-17 |
| 28861. | john (jahcoozi) | 55.37 | 94% | 2022-06-14 |
| 28862. | leo (enrage411) | 55.37 | 92% | 2015-05-26 |
| 28863. | Camilo (camilogonzalez) | 55.37 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 28864. | mohammed (kkuhs) | 55.37 | 93% | 2023-10-23 |
| 28865. | Alexandre (ignorantez) | 55.37 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 28866. | vik (le_vent) | 55.37 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 28867. | Ash (gayleadriel711) | 55.37 | 95% | 2017-12-22 |
| 28868. | rabbit (rabbitlove) | 55.37 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 28869. | wgxxgw (wgxxgw) | 55.37 | 97% | 2017-03-05 |
| 28870. | timothy (thovin) | 55.37 | 90% | 2016-02-24 |
| 28871. | Mirzohid (wonmirzo) | 55.36 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 28872. | Josh (joshbrooha) | 55.36 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 28873. | LBD (kyuzo15) | 55.36 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 28874. | Manmohan (reattempt) | 55.36 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 28875. | odannnnnnn (quietkid) | 55.36 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 28876. | Dsihnos (dsihnos) | 55.36 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 28877. | sator1 (sator1) | 55.36 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 28878. | Kimberly (kimm10) | 55.36 | 94% | 2013-07-28 |
| 28879. | Dan (chuen6011) | 55.36 | 86% | 2017-01-23 |
| 28880. | Julian (juliansy) | 55.36 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 28881. | Cho (chobits) | 55.36 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 28882. | Pasto (pasto_gris) | 55.35 | 94% | 2021-08-12 |
| 28883. | Jester (jester_sfh) | 55.35 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 28884. | RB (rbs_) | 55.35 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |