The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30397. | Jek (waddy) | 52.54 | 91% | 2011-08-02 |
| 30398. | Abhishek (mraahos) | 52.52 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 30399. | MrBoombastic (mr_boombaastic) | 52.52 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 30400. | Last (last220) | 52.52 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 30401. | J (yoge) | 52.52 | 91% | 2012-08-25 |
| 30402. | satii (satti) | 52.52 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 30403. | DeΕ‘iΔ (dedamrak) | 52.52 | 87% | 2011-10-31 |
| 30404. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 52.51 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 30405. | Mitch (mitchelltimken) | 52.50 | 92% | 2017-05-20 |
| 30406. | Neeraj (nrjbwj) | 52.50 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 30407. | Free Palestine (tbk2002) | 52.49 | 95% | 2022-12-25 |
| 30408. | π Όπ Ύπ ·π Έπ π Ίπ... | 52.49 | 96.2% | 2023-07-04 |
| 30409. | ZanderL (mcmickeylyc) | 52.49 | 83% | 2017-01-13 |
| 30410. | ΩΩΩ (sniz) | 52.49 | 93% | 2014-03-27 |
| 30411. | Steve (mrsmith777) | 52.48 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
| 30412. | Squall (mcmacladdie) | 52.48 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 30413. | Chapri ππ (sunilswain) | 52.47 | 94% | 2022-01-21 |
| 30414. | Alex (kynava) | 52.47 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 30415. | Trung (nguyentrung_hmu) | 52.47 | 92% | 2014-03-31 |
| 30416. | Errin (ayashi19) | 52.46 | 89% | 2011-11-30 |
| 30417. | Chris (cataclisem) | 52.45 | 93% | 2020-12-28 |
| 30418. | lsl (lsl_) | 52.45 | 94% | 2012-02-20 |
| 30419. | George (snillor999) | 52.44 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 30420. | Smallz (smallz_1) | 52.43 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 30421. | Darren (mr3tapper) | 52.43 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 30422. | tu (turobin) | 52.43 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 30423. | Dragit (dragit) | 52.43 | 86% | 2015-09-02 |
| 30424. | Balazs (bluze) | 52.42 | 94% | 2011-06-17 |
| 30425. | Manussanun (kaewmike) | 52.42 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 30426. | Ika (ika123) | 52.42 | 98% | 2014-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |