As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12864. | Random (bogdanmironov) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 12865. | amongla (kagez) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 12866. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 77.70 | 96% | 2020-02-13 |
| 12867. | khairo (mathemagic1an) | 77.70 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
| 12868. | kaede (kaede1) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 12869. | Hannah (hannahbear1994) | 77.69 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 12870. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 77.69 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
| 12871. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 12872. | Emily (em66) | 77.68 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 12873. | Sean (seansta10) | 77.68 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 12874. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 12875. | Lucius (lightwastaken) | 77.68 | 96% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12876. | Josh (goldfingerer) | 77.67 | 95% | 2024-04-30 |
| 12877. | Enoch (enochk) | 77.67 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 12878. | จ๊าบของแท... | 77.66 | 96.9% | 2024-12-09 |
| 12879. | Jasckon (camochameleon56) | 77.66 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 12880. | Dylan (reversione) | 77.65 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 12881. | Kyle (kyle27larson) | 77.65 | 96.2% | 2024-05-25 |
| 12882. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 77.65 | 95.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12883. | Paul (lmaogoshi) | 77.64 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| 12884. | Aryan (aryandeore) | 77.64 | 97.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 12885. | David (davidgilbarte) | 77.64 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12886. | Love you Reckful (iwonlife) | 77.64 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12887. | Katana (katanapanda) | 77.64 | 97% | 2019-09-16 |
| 12888. | Cerb (cerberus17) | 77.63 | 95.8% | 2023-11-14 |
| 12889. | jacks (northice12) | 77.63 | 97% | 2025-08-04 |
| 12890. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 77.63 | 98.2% | 2023-11-06 |
| 12891. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 77.62 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 12892. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 77.62 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 12893. | ayyy (richs25) | 77.61 | 85% | 2016-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |