So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21123. | agus (choromaster) | 66.79 | 94% | 2013-10-18 |
| 21124. | joe (jjjnz) | 66.79 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 21125. | Bazzbubb (bazzbubb) | 66.79 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 21126. | Uladzislau (tumilok) | 66.79 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 21127. | Zack (zackb6996) | 66.79 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21128. | Aron (aronaranda) | 66.78 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 21129. | allen (capslock) | 66.78 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 21130. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 66.78 | 92% | 2015-02-13 |
| 21131. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 66.78 | 93% | 2015-05-29 |
| 21132. | Monikiki (bettermoni) | 66.78 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 21133. | Sam (sammierai) | 66.78 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 21134. | TheSlimyDog (theslimydog) | 66.78 | 89% | 2014-09-09 |
| 21135. | HoangH7 (h7starlight) | 66.77 | 97% | 2013-12-24 |
| 21136. | Sevenus (iduntuktr) | 66.77 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 21137. | l0f3n (l0f3n) | 66.77 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 21138. | Ayaan (akhi_qr) | 66.77 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 21139. | Egi (dr12) | 66.76 | 98% | 2017-05-22 |
| 21140. | Imdad (imdad121) | 66.76 | 95% | 2013-07-15 |
| 21141. | Nguyễn (kycomputer555) | 66.76 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| 21142. | devil (devilcengeng) | 66.76 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 21143. | Assassin (assassinhw) | 66.76 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 21144. | Landon (amtreeboi) | 66.76 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 21145. | Eric (ericc4) | 66.76 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 21146. | Mbenga (mbenga) | 66.75 | 97% | 2015-02-04 |
| 21147. | RayDaren (raydaren) | 66.75 | 95% | 2016-08-18 |
| 21148. | Nate (scourse) | 66.75 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| 21149. | Mila (woodwinds) | 66.75 | 96% | 2013-09-21 |
| 21150. | Lane (lane10302) | 66.75 | 94% | 2019-01-08 |
| 21151. | Catucan (cackii) | 66.75 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 21152. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 66.75 | 95% | 2014-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |