The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10864. | (pinkepank) | 87.07 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
| 10865. | (guggeo) | 87.07 | 97% | 2012-09-28 |
| 10866. | (sdaaa) | 87.07 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 10867. | (aksharchrome) | 87.07 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 10868. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 87.06 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 10869. | (tikhon) | 87.06 | 93% | 2012-03-16 |
| 10870. | (alang217) | 87.06 | 93% | 2017-02-17 |
| 10871. | felix (felix_108) | 87.05 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 10872. | (gusthepip) | 87.05 | 92% | 2013-11-19 |
| 10873. | (calforex) | 87.05 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 10874. | (bjornbaboon) | 87.05 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 10875. | (zzephyr) | 87.05 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 10876. | (proudpole) | 87.05 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 10877. | David (king_cao1) | 87.05 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 10878. | (wtl_jp) | 87.05 | 93% | 2015-03-19 |
| 10879. | (wan_shi_tong) | 87.05 | 94% | 2013-12-22 |
| 10880. | Ken (kyberken) | 87.04 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 10881. | Jen (jeno20) | 87.04 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 10882. | (dungeonsiege) | 87.04 | 93% | 2014-12-26 |
| 10883. | (sol4riis) | 87.03 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 10884. | (max2004awesome) | 87.03 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 10885. | (office_assistant) | 87.03 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10886. | (kjax) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 10887. | Jon (jonnyguitar00) | 87.02 | 94% | 2015-08-28 |
| 10888. | Magishian (magishian) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10889. | (genchiruno) | 87.02 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 10890. | (patryk) | 87.02 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 10891. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 10892. | (joshg780) | 87.01 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 10893. | (kordesii) | 87.01 | 96% | 2014-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |