The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1019. | CARPAL TUNNEL (kevinsixseven) | 124.38 | 98% | 2026-02-25 |
| 1020. | Alex (trashiguitar) | 124.37 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 1021. | dustin (anticorrelator) | 124.37 | 99% | 2013-06-09 |
| 1022. | Eric (erlim) | 124.37 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 1023. | Andrew (cryophoenix) | 124.37 | 94% | 2011-10-14 |
| 1024. | Justin (justinsun18) | 124.36 | 97% | 2012-10-18 |
| 1025. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 124.33 | 96.9% | 2024-04-28 |
| 1026. | Kyle (kyle96) | 124.33 | 98% | 2012-04-05 |
| 1027. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 124.32 | 100% | 2022-09-15 |
| 1028. | Curtis (obeseocean) | 124.31 | 98% | 2016-10-05 |
| 1029. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 124.30 | 97.2% | 2024-03-23 |
| 1030. | Joe Seph (joesephdiver) | 124.27 | 98% | 2026-04-24 |
| 1031. | Erik (the__cpl) | 124.24 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
| 1032. | (dso093) | 124.23 | 98.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 1033. | pajlada (pajlada) | 124.23 | 91% | 2016-04-03 |
| 1034. | Jiahui (jumban) | 124.22 | 95% | 2014-04-16 |
| 1035. | kyle (ky31) | 124.19 | 98% | 2026-03-30 |
| 1036. | Razvan (forreckful) | 124.19 | 98.8% | 2023-12-09 |
| 1037. | sierra (sierra05) | 124.18 | 98% | 2025-06-15 |
| 1038. | Mary (zmds2004) | 124.15 | 92% | 2014-09-03 |
| 1039. | K (sillytest) | 124.15 | 97% | 2016-03-05 |
| 1040. | Ppantnt (ppantnt) | 124.09 | 98.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 1041. | Abdukrahman (abdukrahman) | 124.08 | 99% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1042. | Jonathan (bazookajojo) | 124.08 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 1043. | I hate red switches (younkk) | 124.07 | 97.5% | 2024-05-29 |
| 1044. | BP (blarg_23) | 124.05 | 98.3% | 2024-10-31 |
| 1045. | Anch (anch159) | 124.05 | 99% | 2018-08-29 |
| 1046. | Jack (bandages) | 124.03 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 1047. | Grey (all_greay) | 124.03 | 99% | 2018-02-14 |
| 1048. | swedish crabi (thunberg123) | 124.02 | 100% | 2017-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |