The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11166. | Tamber (tamber_laptop) | 86.96 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 11167. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 86.96 | — | 2010-10-10 |
| 11168. | Johnny (ouzelum) | 86.96 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 11169. | corey (coreysuter) | 86.96 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 11170. | typo_racer (haffe) | 86.95 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 11171. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 86.95 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 11172. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 86.95 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 11173. | Adrian (xqzmee20) | 86.95 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11174. | 👺Wainie san (wxia) | 86.95 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11175. | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... | 86.95 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 11176. | Ethan (prohibitable) | 86.95 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 11177. | Andrew (themexicantac0) | 86.94 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| 11178. | Axel (sector7) | 86.94 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 11179. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 86.94 | 98% | 2016-01-22 |
| 11180. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 86.94 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 11181. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 86.94 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 11182. | Sebastian (4555) | 86.93 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 11183. | Ivan (ivantse) | 86.93 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 11184. | Bucky (buhcky) | 86.93 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 11185. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 86.93 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 11186. | Hysni (hysi) | 86.93 | 92% | 2016-08-10 |
| 11187. | dbs (typeracepro) | 86.93 | 95% | 2017-04-05 |
| 11188. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 86.93 | 96% | 2014-03-31 |
| 11189. | Michael (michoo) | 86.92 | 95% | 2013-06-08 |
| 11190. | Vaj (taychee) | 86.92 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11191. | Brendan (bamboozeled) | 86.92 | 95% | 2018-07-16 |
| 11192. | ThaBlackRose (thablackrose) | 86.92 | 91% | 2016-02-28 |
| 11193. | Pie (pie4) | 86.92 | 94% | 2014-07-04 |
| 11194. | anirudh (anirudhrata) | 86.92 | 96% | 2013-04-30 |
| 11195. | aero (aerox42) | 86.91 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |