And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16361. | EquityDeadlock (equitydeadl... | 85.50 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
| 16362. | Bartacus (bartacus) | 85.50 | 98% | 2016-12-29 |
| 16363. | Kso (k_so) | 85.50 | 96.3% | 2023-05-30 |
| 16364. | snitch (neiht) | 85.50 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 16365. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 85.50 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
| 16366. | Harold (sofedeas) | 85.50 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 16367. | marji (marjiva) | 85.49 | 99% | 2014-10-01 |
| 16368. | Andija (gingerpolk) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16369. | Maximus3537 (maximus3537) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 16370. | Hisham (hisham_m) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16371. | Axel (eipicurus) | 85.49 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 16372. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 85.49 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 16373. | FreePalestine (basel_mohamed) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-10-05 |
| 16374. | Drew (i_love_marissa_he) | 85.49 | 94% | 2019-09-10 |
| 16375. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 85.49 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 16376. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 16377. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 85.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 16378. | bb where are youuuu (kwokhin) | 85.48 | 93% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16379. | Joey (itzjoeyz) | 85.48 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 16380. | Fernando (frn4n) | 85.48 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 16381. | soap (rediblepro) | 85.48 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 16382. | Jim (okybibuy) | 85.48 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 16383. | Gautham (ahgamut) | 85.47 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16384. | Guest (poopyfart) | 85.47 | 97% | 2022-08-19 |
| 16385. | Miles (whatnowsun) | 85.47 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 16386. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 85.47 | 98% | 2011-05-13 |
| 16387. | starrysnow (sharmine1997) | 85.47 | 97% | 2016-08-24 |
| 16388. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 85.47 | 98.1% | 2023-10-21 |
| 16389. | Mac (327type) | 85.47 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16390. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 85.47 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |