The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11450. | Major (majordomo) | 85.60 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 11451. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 85.60 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 11452. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 85.59 | 97.6% | 2024-10-04 |
| 11453. | Tyler (foreign_man_23) | 85.59 | 93% | 2013-12-05 |
| 11454. | Mateusz (puryfying_mew) | 85.59 | 93% | 2011-08-23 |
| 11455. | Sourabh (sourabhtyping) | 85.59 | 95% | 2012-03-09 |
| 11456. | noah (noahdj) | 85.59 | 99% | 2014-03-13 |
| 11457. | matt (archytas) | 85.59 | 97% | 2012-07-31 |
| 11458. | santi (santi7) | 85.58 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 11459. | Garrison (gtaylor74) | 85.58 | 97% | 2024-02-20 |
| 11460. | Andy (tyranttick) | 85.58 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 11461. | MstrCoconut (mstrcoconut) | 85.58 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 11462. | mv0 (the_oko) | 85.58 | 99% | 2020-01-09 |
| 11463. | Handri (baldkid) | 85.58 | 95% | 2016-07-31 |
| 11464. | Daniel (belakor) | 85.58 | 97% | 2012-03-25 |
| 11465. | Evelyn (allock) | 85.58 | 93% | 2014-09-18 |
| 11466. | julian (kuuuoko) | 85.57 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 11467. | Abdullah (abualakhras) | 85.57 | 98% | 2023-12-26 |
| 11468. | L (l_l_l11) | 85.57 | 96.3% | 2024-05-27 |
| 11469. | Charles (charlesstein) | 85.57 | 98.5% | 2025-01-25 |
| 11470. | swooshmcgoosh (swooshmcgoosh) | 85.57 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 11471. | gg (thojj1) | 85.57 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 11472. | Laura (laurasee) | 85.57 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11473. | Tom (typephoon) | 85.57 | 97% | 2016-02-26 |
| 11474. | wienerschnitzel (wangonmybird) | 85.57 | 93% | 2014-06-26 |
| 11475. | JC (jcfermin) | 85.57 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 11476. | Morgan (jakarta) | 85.57 | 94% | 2011-09-10 |
| 11477. | Jon (someguysomeguy) | 85.56 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11478. | Johnathan Walter (luciferin) | 85.56 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11479. | Michael (mercury28) | 85.56 | 97.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |