The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16911. | Paul (pk234) | 87.95 | 100% | 2016-11-21 |
| 16912. | sir abelot (lololong) | 87.94 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
| 16913. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 87.94 | 98.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 16914. | numdegased (numdegased) | 87.94 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 16915. | Nam (theshiznut) | 87.93 | 91% | 2016-03-13 |
| 16916. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 87.93 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 16917. | wen (notbenwong) | 87.93 | 97% | 2023-08-01 |
| 16918. | Em (cookie666) | 87.93 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 16919. | Adam (admeyer73) | 87.93 | 99% | 2013-07-31 |
| 16920. | Gramoz (gramozkr) | 87.92 | 89% | 2016-08-06 |
| 16921. | brictor (bikrum) | 87.92 | 95% | 2020-02-20 |
| 16922. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 87.92 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 16923. | sainath (the_fighter) | 87.92 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16924. | Ante (houci) | 87.92 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 16925. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 87.92 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 16926. | Ramon (rafanadalmatador) | 87.92 | 90% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16927. | Bryan (titanwafflez) | 87.91 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 16928. | Franco (jimmymork) | 87.91 | 94% | 2015-10-05 |
| 16929. | Laco (genokokot) | 87.91 | 97% | 2012-03-16 |
| 16930. | Catch22 (catch22) | 87.91 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 16931. | Tony (tonsta) | 87.91 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 16932. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 87.91 | 96.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 16933. | Dyl (dbambino) | 87.91 | 92% | 2016-12-22 |
| 16934. | Davis (dey1234) | 87.91 | 91% | 2012-06-04 |
| 16935. | Maja (kussimurra) | 87.91 | 94% | 2013-06-09 |
| 16936. | Andy (toxicandy) | 87.90 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 16937. | james (bababouillie) | 87.90 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 16938. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 87.90 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 16939. | Thien (hailua99) | 87.90 | 97% | 2011-09-30 |
| 16940. | kirb (kirb) | 87.90 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |